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I never got nauseous watching the Masters before

April 8, 2010

OK Tiger now you are really making me sick to my stomach. “I want to find out what your thinking was. I want to find out what your feelings are. And did you learn anything?” Dad asks.
Please Tiger, and please Nike, enough. I like my comfy Air Tour shoes but the only people I know who play Nike anything are paid too , or wannabes who show up at the course twice a year with their victory blades and TW hats and they couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn. Nike, I use your balls for practice out back and it is no wonder they don’t feel right, they are apparently made of brass.

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